Archive for January, 2009

Jessica Simpson is Still Hot

Friday, January 30th, 2009

I’m sitting here browsing the net and I realize that every other blog is saying how Jessica Simpson is fat. ET is on tv right behind me, and as I’m reading, this “breaking news” pops up on ET as well. After looking at a few pictures, I realize that she’s not that fat. Sure… she gained a few pounds but that doesn’t make her really fat. She is still hot, regardless.

Take a look at the pictures below and decide for yourself.

Now, all the entertainment reporters are either anorexic females or gay males so I can kind of see where all the news about her being huge is coming from. Every person I know would still hit that. If you’re straight and you decline then I’d suggest you rethink your sexual orientation.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Ashlee Simpson is hot too.

Peta Ad Banned During Superbowl

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

Breaking news: Another Peta ad gets banned! Almost every other day you hear about Peta in the news, their always up to something. This time they made a commercial that has been deemed too sexual by NBC and rejected from being displayed during the Superbowl. The commercial can be seen here, or just watch it below.

NBC was also pretty straight forward in the email that they sent to Peta. Read the list below to see what needed to be removed, it is exactly how Peta posted it.

  • licking pumpkin
  • touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
  • pumpkin from behind between legs
  • rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
  • screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
  • asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina
  • licking eggplant
  • rubbing asparagus on breast

Now… what does Peta think? Nothing, it was an ad “which features a comely crop of models demonstrating their fondness for fresh produce.” Those models were hot, but I must go for now, I’ll be back soon. Time to eat a burger.

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